Thursday, June 15, 2006

We Spray Twice A Week

location: Buffet Palace- lamar and 183
Tarik sits down with this look on his face that stops me in my tracks.
"Stop eating."
"Huh?"
"Stop eating."
the look on his face...
i instantly became ill.
whatever it was, i knew it was about to be something to make me wish we had never stepped into this place.
uh, yeah i was right...
walking towards the front door, desperately trying to keep the food i had recently injested, 'cause my mind was like "go ahead just puke right here in front of everybody, they WILL understand"
i passed tarik speaking with the manager and pointing to something on the buffet.
nope i don't want to know...
he caught up with me outside, 'cause remember i needed the air or was going to puke.
"You are going to tell me something to make me sick aren't you?"
he had gone over to the sushi bar, and there and behold was a couple of roaches crawling around on the sushi...as if they were part of the decorations.
bold asses!
didn't even run for cover when the manager came over
his response, "WE SPRAY TWICE A DAY"
uh, if you have to spray twice a day....you have got a fucking problem!
not said to him outloud...should of been!
then t turns around and points to another area where a few others are hanging out, chopsticks in hand, in a DIFF-ER-ENT part of the buffet.
Manager profusely apologizes. told us we did not have to pay...uh as if we would have paid to eat roaches anyway?
might be a delicassey to some, and i often try new things....but this is where i cross the line!!
all together now...."YUCK"
where?
there!
Buffet Palace

5 comments:

joey said...

"chopsticks in hand, in a DIFF-ER-ENT part of the buffet"
Got me laughin' out loud on the J-O-B, too funny!

Angel said...

LMBAO!!!!!!!!!!!! hell to da naw for incorporating mike guinn's "where? there?" LMBAOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I knew that food tasted kinda strong. Sorry my homeys was doing the back stroke through your food. And I'm so sorry they didn't shy away from danger when the manager came to escort them back to their burrows. Hope you feel better, and thanks, we'll won't be eating from there any time soon.

jai

my coffee is always said...

that's why I don't do buffets anymore... my favorite one in dallas was shut down by the health department...

bRandy said...

lol...sorry about the traumatic experience but thanks for sharing it...and jai, baby, "no time soon"?! try no time..ever!!!! thanks for the heads up and the giggle michelle :)